i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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