Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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