just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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