didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Randomize
