OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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