Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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