People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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