You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i came on her dog
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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