The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
she looked like the before picture.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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You. Win. At. Life.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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