Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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