So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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