he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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