That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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