Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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