he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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