Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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