sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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