It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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