Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
where does the pee come out of this thing
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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