Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The air was thick with penises
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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