if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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