glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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