turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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