do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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