walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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