i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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