the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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