He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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