Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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