Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
FUCK WHALES
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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