They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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