Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
My life is pants optional.
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