it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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