I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
