i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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