this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
we're making bets on your personal life
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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