He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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