Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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