I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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