Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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