Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
