I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
