He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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