omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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