So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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