If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
