i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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