The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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