I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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