Small penises have feelings too.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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