im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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