Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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