what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Is it penis luge time yet?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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