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• (925): View more from California

  I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.

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  You're drunk. Make complete sentences.

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  It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.

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  Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.

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