Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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