Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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